Mippidfidsag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating human.

Mippidfidsag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mippidfidsag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mippidfidsag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mippidfidsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mippidfidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mippidfidsag's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never wear cyan skirts.

5. Never eat bark.