Mapbadsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane wasp.

Mapbadsaw created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbadsaw, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapbadsaw, he will torture you forever.

Mapbadsaw's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mapbadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise hats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always take life seriously.
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