Sinsitbamzengomsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Sinsitbamzengomsaw created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Sinsitbamzengomsaw, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinsitbamzengomsaw, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sinsitbamzengomsaw's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sinsitbamzengomsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from mauve badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect your elders.
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