Flangumbod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional crow.

Flangumbod created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flangumbod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flangumbod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flangumbod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flangumbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Flangumbod four times a day.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Flangumbod loves great tits, so they must be honoured.