Wotsughonmil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate crocodile.

Wotsughonmil created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotsughonmil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotsughonmil, it will be very unhappy.

Wotsughonmil's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wotsughonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Wotsughonmil on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Wotsughonmil in the centre of the settlement.