Dingiltif is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane badger.

Dingiltif created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dingiltif, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dingiltif, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dingiltif's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dingiltif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Dingiltif loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Dingiltif nine times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Dingiltif's priests.