Dingiltif is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, humane
badger.
Dingiltif created life nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dingiltif, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Dingiltif, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Dingiltif's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Dingiltif's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Dingiltif loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
3. You must pray to Dingiltif nine times a day.
4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
5. Always obey Dingiltif's priests.