Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc
is a god.
She takes the form of a small, ruthless
armadillo
.
Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc
created an electron five million years ago.
If you believe in
Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc
, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc
, she will be mildly annoyed.
Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc's
most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc's Holy Commandments
1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Taplipgadbegbell Armyartxuc in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Never leap in holy places.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
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