Likgebtabflis is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, slow gnu.

Likgebtabflis created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgebtabflis, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likgebtabflis, he will send minions to preach to you.

Likgebtabflis' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Likgebtabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Likgebtabflis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likgebtabflis.

5. Always pray immersed in water.