Getlatdun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical goblin.

Getlatdun created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getlatdun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Getlatdun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Getlatdun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Getlatdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms brown.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Getlatdun loves sheep, so they must be honoured.