Tigdussman is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless fairy.

Tigdussman created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdussman, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tigdussman, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigdussman's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tigdussman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.