Bagtitxin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent scorpion.

Bagtitxin created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagtitxin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bagtitxin, she will turn you into a snail.

Bagtitxin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bagtitxin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Run away if seven doves approach from the north.

5. Do not sing in public.