Doggiggof Listfasgar is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, slow
hydra.
Doggiggof Listfasgar created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Doggiggof Listfasgar, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Doggiggof Listfasgar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Doggiggof Listfasgar's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Doggiggof Listfasgar's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doggiggof Listfasgar.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never paint your arms black.