Doggiggof Listfasgar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow hydra.

Doggiggof Listfasgar created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggiggof Listfasgar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Doggiggof Listfasgar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Doggiggof Listfasgar's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Doggiggof Listfasgar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doggiggof Listfasgar.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never paint your arms black.