Pigtun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, competent fox.

Pigtun created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigtun, he will turn you into a mole.

Pigtun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pigtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Hide from red ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not make images of living things.