Bossbagcum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful eagle.

Bossbagcum created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbagcum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bossbagcum, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bossbagcum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bossbagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. You must pray to Bossbagcum four times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.