Hastifrak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient owl.

Hastifrak created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hastifrak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hastifrak, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hastifrak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hastifrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hastifrak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.