Bogflagsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful faun.

Bogflagsis created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogflagsis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogflagsis, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bogflagsis' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bogflagsis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.