Larntarkin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous fox.

Larntarkin created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larntarkin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larntarkin, it will turn you into a rock.

Larntarkin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Larntarkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.