Padgubyat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable mouse.

Padgubyat created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Padgubyat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padgubyat, it will strike you with lightening.

Padgubyat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Padgubyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.