Carwanarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid hare.

Carwanarp created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carwanarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Carwanarp, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Carwanarp's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Carwanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Carwanarp's priests.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carwanarp.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.