Komtinbep Ditmisgep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish lizard.

Komtinbep Ditmisgep created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtinbep Ditmisgep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komtinbep Ditmisgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Komtinbep Ditmisgep's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Komtinbep Ditmisgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if seven doves approach from the east.

5. Never paint your back orange.