Gompasnut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, staggering yak.

Gompasnut created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gompasnut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gompasnut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gompasnut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gompasnut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gompasnut.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gompasnut.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.