Fargilrowmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless chinchilla.

Fargilrowmob created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fargilrowmob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fargilrowmob, she will turn you into a duck.

Fargilrowmob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fargilrowmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about gravity near goats while wearing black jumpers and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.