Cipmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent monkey.

Cipmot created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Cipmot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipmot, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cipmot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never jump near squirrels.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.