Kingepwad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented seal.

Kingepwad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingepwad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kingepwad, she will not care.

Kingepwad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Kingepwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shorts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.