Cutyikmotbonlop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable elephant.

Cutyikmotbonlop created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutyikmotbonlop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cutyikmotbonlop, he will strike you with lightening.

Cutyikmotbonlop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cutyikmotbonlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to ducks while wearing ear rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Cutyikmotbonlop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about chromosomes.