Nansabkipcissflangodhud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful goose.

Nansabkipcissflangodhud created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansabkipcissflangodhud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nansabkipcissflangodhud, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nansabkipcissflangodhud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nansabkipcissflangodhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.