Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring hyena.

Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol, she will strike you with lightening.

Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near mites while wearing fawn tights.

2. Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Ceplenvig Mumquillmanfetsawvol loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.