Wikfobcem is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, grumpy goat.

Wikfobcem created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfobcem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wikfobcem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wikfobcem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wikfobcem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.