Konabfodhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful meerkat.

Konabfodhiv created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konabfodhiv, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Konabfodhiv, he will turn you into a mouse.

Konabfodhiv's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Konabfodhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing scarves.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to doves while wearing violet shirts.