Larnbogponcipfosscutflab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind centaur.

Larnbogponcipfosscutflab created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Larnbogponcipfosscutflab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Larnbogponcipfosscutflab, it will curse you with boils.

Larnbogponcipfosscutflab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Larnbogponcipfosscutflab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing magenta shirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.