Podliplarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring whale.

Podliplarn created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podliplarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Podliplarn, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Podliplarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Podliplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Always obey Podliplarn's priests.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to snakes while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.