Sastunteen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm dove.

Sastunteen created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sastunteen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sastunteen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sastunteen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sastunteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Sastunteen on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Always obey Sastunteen's priests.