Yoggofsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring dove.

Yoggofsaw created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Yoggofsaw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoggofsaw, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yoggofsaw's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yoggofsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing violet hats and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Always obey Yoggofsaw's priests.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never chant in holy places.