Cebcumhon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud wyrm.

Cebcumhon created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebcumhon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebcumhon, it will remove you from existence.

Cebcumhon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cebcumhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never think about archaea.