Naklitappnuljenstrag is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented
rhinoceros.
Naklitappnuljenstrag created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Naklitappnuljenstrag, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Naklitappnuljenstrag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Naklitappnuljenstrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Naklitappnuljenstrag's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Turtles are not to be trusted.
5. Never think about quantum gravity.