Cadstik is a god.
She takes the form of a small, unselfish
penguin.
Cadstik created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cadstik, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Cadstik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Cadstik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Cadstik's Holy Commandments1. Never feed limes to mites while wearing turquoise corsets.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never talk about bacteria.
4. Always treat cats with great respect.
5. Erect six iron sculptures of Cadstik on top of important buildings.