Cadstik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish penguin.

Cadstik created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadstik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadstik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cadstik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cadstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to mites while wearing turquoise corsets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Cadstik on top of important buildings.