Legfobbap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering elephant.

Legfobbap created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfobbap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legfobbap, he will turn you into a mole.

Legfobbap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Legfobbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never leap near shrews.

5. Legfobbap must be the most important thing in your life.