Stragzodjin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered cat.

Stragzodjin created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragzodjin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragzodjin, he will turn you into a worm.

Stragzodjin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stragzodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing gray trousers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed pineapples to eagles while wearing coats.