Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise fish.

Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump near sheep.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Put Fligmilzig Zaktonkbelldaplistarnnuttal first in all things.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.