Sawfebtig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody mink.

Sawfebtig created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfebtig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sawfebtig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sawfebtig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sawfebtig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five hamsters approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never think about special relativity.