Liprapyam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing crab.

Liprapyam created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liprapyam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Liprapyam, she will turn you into a rat.

Liprapyam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Liprapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.