Bogfebfub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awesome dingo.

Bogfebfub created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfebfub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogfebfub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bogfebfub's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bogfebfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bogfebfub.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.