Nadpigsak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic badger.

Nadpigsak created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpigsak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nadpigsak, she will curse you with boils.

Nadpigsak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nadpigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Nadpigsak loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at black holes.