Jipvongess is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving
parrot.
Jipvongess created Asia five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jipvongess, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Jipvongess, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Jipvongess' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Jipvongess' Holy Commandments1. You must love Jipvongess.
2. Do not kill monkeys.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never think about ultrasonics.