Daprulpom is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured swan.

Daprulpom created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Daprulpom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Daprulpom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Daprulpom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Daprulpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing near mites.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.