Cedrigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous narwhal.

Cedrigdun created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedrigdun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedrigdun, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cedrigdun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cedrigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cedrigdun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.