Tomnatgam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, deceitful pig.

Tomnatgam created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomnatgam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tomnatgam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tomnatgam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tomnatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing black trousers and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.