Bopgabfag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing hamster.

Bopgabfag created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgabfag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopgabfag, she will be very unhappy.

Bopgabfag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bopgabfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.