Weebaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful warg.

Weebaf created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weebaf, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Weebaf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Weebaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.