Nibfenflag Flowsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical unicorn.

Nibfenflag Flowsug created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfenflag Flowsug, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibfenflag Flowsug, he will cry a lot.

Nibfenflag Flowsug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nibfenflag Flowsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.